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PLEZ DUN REED PL0X LOLOLOLOLOL!

Y HALO THAR! My name is Kowslasher. I am widely known across my dimension called the internet. Later my friend slipz found out a way to access your puny dimension as well as your home planet called earth. I am a specialist in any skill you can imagine, and I have killed 9001 warriors. The point is, I used to travel around the universe, slaying any warriors who dared to challenge my ultimacy, and I trapped each of their souls in my pendant, until I could find no more. Suddenly, this poor cow approached me. It was starving and cold in the harsh weather. It was skimmed by a hunters bullet and I could see it whimper for help to me. I decided to find it shelter, when I found this cave. We were then trapped by the closing of the entrance. We were insane, no food for 2 days, when I suddenly killed my most loved companion, and ate him. I then felt more and more like a cow until I realized, I was... A WERECOW! With my super-strong cow powers, I destroyed a new entrance to surface, and killed my hometown. There was no more love, faith, or purposes for me to exist. So I ended up Killing myself, by hanging my leg off a rope, and slashing my neck until I died, just how the cow I saved would have ended up.

Now... My soul still does not find peace, for my memories haunt me, for all my allies, and that one diseased werecow... I kill those who I respect as a punishment.

Now, I told you not to read this, as I pleaded for you not to die. But now, I have to. At 2:00 AM when you are actually sleeping, I shall rest under your bed and decompose into the floor. The next morning, you will feel a sudden bump of depression, and come back to rest. The next night, I will awaken from my temporary slumber, and I shall awaken our meet, as I will hold... A pie, BUT I WON'T SHARE IT WITH YOU! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Just wait at 2:00 AM mortal. I am sorry I have to kil- I mean not share my pie with you. Because I really enjoy that type of pie, and it costs 6 dollars.)

great i read it and now im gunna be up all night!

and also what kind of pie is it?

Umm... Cherry pie?

Kowslasher wrote:I shall rest under your bed

Haha! I sleep on a mattress on the floor. Whadaya say to that, mr. vampire cow?

I win lol

PinballWizard wrote:

Kowslasher wrote:I shall rest under your bed

Haha! I sleep on a mattress on the floor. Whadaya say to that, mr. vampire cow?

I win lol

Actually, I sleep on a mattress on the floor as well. Well, I'll squish myself under the heavy bed and then decompose.

SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE...

I like that song.

Yet another song fagged up by guitar hero.

SLiPZ wrote:Yet another song fagged up by guitar hero.

B...Bu...But I'm a guitar hero!

No, your a juke-box hero.
YAY FOREIGNER!